the third world.

I woke up this morning with a brown recluse in my bed. If I find out later that it bit my wang, and the thing gets all necrotic and falls off, I'm going to kill you and your fucking dog and take four shits and then die myself.

further proof

Pure, Unadulterated FunkJazzFaux (7:25:23 PM): what am i reading
JazzFaux (7:25:34 PM): ahha wow
butiwasntover (7:26:05 PM): haha
butiwasntover (7:26:15 PM): a blog i started
butiwasntover (7:26:20 PM): to call you a bitch
JazzFaux (7:26:23 PM): i'm gonna blog you in the ass dude
butiwasntover (7:26:27 PM): haha
butiwasntover (7:26:33 PM): blog molly while youre at it
JazzFaux (7:26:54 PM): i've been blogging molly for quite some time now
butiwasntover (7:27:03 PM): hold on, my toilets blogged
butiwasntover (7:27:07 PM): ill be back
JazzFaux (7:27:12 PM): hold on, i have to put on my bloggles
butiwasntover (7:27:36 PM): want some egg blog?
butiwasntover (7:27:45 PM): tis the season for bloggin your noggin
JazzFaux (7:28:53 PM): i'm glad we had this conversation
butiwasntover (7:29:16 PM): im putting it on my blog

hmm

Do you ever find your self getting that feeling, where you know, beyond any doubt, that Jan is a huge bitch? Man, I got that feeling....

Here's something...

Something really strange happened yesterday...my mom got attacked by a swarm of bees. It was strange how much it was like in those old cartoons, because the swarm all got together and formed a big bee arrow and chased her around for a couple hours. Thank god we got her those Acme rocketskates for Christmas, cause otherwise she' d be fucked.

First real post

What's up to whoever may or may not be reading this. It's wednesday afternoon, I just got up, and that means its time to write in my blog because im bored. But, theres a bit of a snag I've run into that's making this a bit difficult. I haven't got anything particularly interesting to write about yet. Having made his thing for no particular reason, I guess it's understandable for me to have run across this problem, yet at the same time i feel as though I should have something...
Well, we'll see later.

Shit Bitch I got a BLOG

See above.