What'd you do today?
Living in another country, especially one in Central America, you can pretty much bet your life on getting some manner of food poisoning. However, having staved off this particular infirmity for just over 2 and half months, I figured my raw ass motherfucker of a stomach could handle anything. Quite the contrary. At approximately 9:22 P.M. on Dec. 5th, I signed my own gastrointestinal death certificate. Evidently this stir fry I ate had like, HELL of MSG in it. Plus the meat was rancid or something I dunno. So, with the MSG on top of the shit street-meat that was in my stirfry, not only was my body rejecting the food, but my stomach was physically eating itself. I mean, that I can deal with, I mean these things happen right? It was when I threw out my back from throwing up so hard that I kinda gave up on life altogether and decided that if I could ever walk again that I would buy a load of razorblades and do the deed. Well, today I walked again. But I decided the razor blade idea may have beena bit hasty, so instead I just went and got some Burger King.
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