Alright, now I'm normally averse to begging, but I feel like I'm begging for a good cause. That cause is Dudley. Our dog Dudley has recently, as in 2 hours ago, been diagnosed with a torn ACL. As a running back for the Jets, he knows the risks involved in juking someone out just a little too fucking hard, but he still takes his chances.
Therefore, I'm calling for a little fundraising. He needs surgery or he won't be able to use his back left leg ever again. That's not a joke, he won't.
If you would like to help us deal with the exorbitant costs of the subsequently necessary surgery, please send checks or well concealed cash to
Fucking Save Dudley's Goddamned Leg
262 Taaffe Pl. Apt. 214
Brooklyn, Ny 11205
BTDUBZ - This is Duds:
Help him out huh?