jukebox lean: let him walk`

Saturday, October 01, 2005

let him walk`

Alright, now I'm normally averse to begging, but I feel like I'm begging for a good cause. That cause is Dudley. Our dog Dudley has recently, as in 2 hours ago, been diagnosed with a torn ACL. As a running back for the Jets, he knows the risks involved in juking someone out just a little too fucking hard, but he still takes his chances.

Therefore, I'm calling for a little fundraising. He needs surgery or he won't be able to use his back left leg ever again. That's not a joke, he won't.

If you would like to help us deal with the exorbitant costs of the subsequently necessary surgery, please send checks or well concealed cash to

Fucking Save Dudley's Goddamned Leg
262 Taaffe Pl. Apt. 214
Brooklyn, Ny 11205

BTDUBZ - This is Duds:

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Help him out huh?

2 comments:

Jan said...: wow thats actually terrible.

how much do you think it will cost; 2:15 PM
Anonymous said...: shit man, if youre for real of course ill help you out, cost??; 10:43 AM

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1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. "You do not understand me. I do not expect you to. You are not capable of it. I am beyond your experience. I am beyond good and evil. Legions of the night, night breed, repeat not the errors of night prowler and show no mercy. I will be avenged. Lucifer dwells within us all."The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.
2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system.

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Saturday, October 01, 2005

let him walk`

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